The Adventure of Captain Awesome!

I was sitting on the couch doing something on my laptop when I look up and see Jackson standing on the step in the perfect Superman pose. Upon further review I noticed that his shirt read "Captain Awesome" and had a lightening bolt logo. Jackson then turned around and on the back of his shirt is an image of a cape. Clearly Jackson was no longer just Jackson. There must have been a damsel in distress or something.

Lo and behold- Vacuum Monster came out of his lair and was taunting Sassy and her Sock Monkey. Oh no!!! Captain Awesome to the rescue!! He saved Sock Monkey and put it out of harms way and managed to corral Sassy into safety. After Sassy and Sock Monkey were safely out of harms way Captain Awesome began battling Vacuum Monster. He ducked, he dodged, he non violently protested... Then he went got ready for the kill. He flexed his muscles then..... He pulled Vacuum Monster's power plug from the wall!! SUCCESS!!!

Victory is MINE!!!

After that epic fight Captain Awesome nonviolently protested by laying down in the middle of floor. His work here was done. He then flew off to his secret lair to sleep off the fight.

Til next time...